We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
I’VE FOUND IT!!! The amazing moment in which Mark Sheppard tries to get Jared Padalecki into The Tardis!!!
poop
I just typed poop without looking.
roses are red bioleyd sr e blue cocks
that didnt work as well as planned.
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
<3 :’]
the guy in an anime who always has a glare on his glasses and pushes them up when he has something to say
